5 English Funny Jokes | Kill a mosquito | 😂 Jokes In English | Husband Wife

Jokes - 1)  How to Kill a mosquito:

Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison ….


Jokes - 2)  Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch

Jokes - 3)  Understanding A Girl:

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This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps.
Which Ends Up..
In A Error At 99% Completed!

Jokes - 4)  A Trainee In An MNC Dialed The CEO By Mistake & Said:
Hey, Send A Coffee To Accounts Dept. Do It Fast..
CEO: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking???
Trainee: No!!!
CEO: I’m The CEO Of This Company…
Trainee: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking???
Confused CEO Answers Slowly: No…
Trainee: Thank God!!!
(Disconnected The Phone & Said: All Is Well.. All Is Well.. All Is Well.)

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Jokes - 5)   A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital:
“How Do You Determine Whether To Admit A Patient Or Not?”
Doctor: “Well, We First Fill A Bathtub With Water Till The Top. Then Give A Teaspoon,
A Glass & A Bucket To The Patient & Ask Him / Her To Empty The Bathtub.”
Journalist: “Obviously A Normal Person Would Use A Bucket Because It’s Bigger!”
Doctor: “No You Stupid, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug!
Admit This Idiot In Ward No. 39

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