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Jokes - 1)  On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said:
'Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?'
To which the farmer replied, 'Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!'

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Jokes - 2)  Postman: I have to come 5 miles
to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far?.
Instead U could have posted it

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Jokes - 3)  A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.
'Listen,' said the shoplifter, 'I know you don't want any trouble either.
What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?'
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
The crook looked at the slip and said, 'This is a little more than I intended to spend.
Can you show me something less expensive?'

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Jokes - 4)  But why, demanded the puzzled judge of the burglar standing before,
'did you break into the same store three nights running?'
'Well, Judge, it's like this,' was the reply.
'I picked out a dress for my wife and I had to change it twice.'

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Jokes - 5)  Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.
They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, 'Watson, look up. What do you see?'
'Well, I see thousands of stars.'
'And what does that mean to you?'
'Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?'
'To me, it means someone has stolen our tent.'

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