Funny Animal Jokes Part 1 | funny jokes 2019

Jokes 1) Cow With No Legs
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!


Jokes 2)  Jumping Cow
What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?
Utter destruction.


Jokes 3) Polish Wolf
Did you hear the one about the Polish wolf?
He chewed off three legs and was still caught in the trap.


Jokes 4) Termit
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?


Jokes 5) Cat Calls
 A veterinarian surgeon had a bad day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner. After dinner, they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.

At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang. "Is this the vet?" asked an elderly lady.

"Yes, it is," replied the vet, "Is this an emergency?"

"Well, sort of," said the elderly lady, "There's a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating, and I can't get to sleep. What can I do about it?"

There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then patiently replied, "Open the window and tell them they're wanted on the phone."

"Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will that stop them?"

"Well, it should," said the vet, "It stopped ME!"